Hill Country Turners

A local chapter of the American Association of Woodturners

 AS THE HILL COUNTRY TURNS

                Volume # 9                                                                                                                            Issue #  2

 

FEBRUARY 12
MEETING PLACE

Hill Country Turners meet in the basement of the KACC (Kerr Arts & Cultural Center) at 228 Earl Garrett, Kerrville, Texas at 6:30 pm on the 2nd Thursday of the month, unless otherwise notified.

MEMBERSHIP DUES ARE

PASTDUE!

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet, and he/she won't bother you for weeks.

“HEADSTOCK CHATTER”
(Everybody needs a boss to blame stuff on!  This is the boss’s vent!)

Our thanks go out to Raul Pena who did a great job on short notice last month when he filled in for a sick Vance Loy. It shows how strong this club is when you can get that caliber of a demo on such short notice.  This month Vance will do his show from last month, should be a good one.  Jim Hill's wife has offered to head up our spring picnic that is in the planning stages, if any one wants to offer help or has any input, please give her a call. Don't forget if you forgot last month to bring your bring back item to bring it this time. Also if you have anything of interest you want to bring to show and tell bring it along and tell us all about it. We are also looking for ideas for a few club challenges so if you have any ideas along those lines get with Vance and let us what you would like to do. It looks like we will not be going back to the strawberry fest this April, seems that a chuck wagon show beat us out. We do need to come up with a few ideas of how we can get out and about so local folks can see what we do and try to get more new members.--------------That’s all folks--------Jimmy

Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

 “TURNED EVENTS”
MEETING IN REVIEW

(If you were there and paid attention you know, if you didn’t or weren’t, then this is a recap)

For the life of me, I took notes but cannot find them now.  Usually I write this portion the night of the meeting.  I think our president ended up with my notes, he gets the credit anyway!  Suffice it to say, we missed you guys that didn’t make it, Raul did a great job substituting for Vance which came down with the creeping crud, four new members signed up and about half of us came up with the dues for this year.  Stumped my toe on this one folks, only positive is it encourages you to be at the meeting (grin)!

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."

NEW AND EXOTIC WOODS
(Since we learn and grow from our members, all of us need to strive for new members)

Phillip J. Hamman and Patricia Hamman from Ingram, Texas and

Jerry Bennet and Martin Addison from Boerne, Texas

WELCOME ABOARD FOLKS!

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
CHIPPER OF THE MONTH

(This is who we throw money (or rocks) at for entertaining us at this months meeting!)

Hot diggity dog, we get our VP this month.  Good ol Vance, recuperated and is gonna show us end grain removal.  We were supposed to get this last month but Vance got ill and Raul Pena stepped up to the plate at the very last minute.  These two boys are real troopers, a great asset to this club!

The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

 MYSTERY WOOD
(Snippets of local, regional or international newsworthiness)

S.W.A.T.

SouthWest Association of Turners
Board of Directors Meeting
January 17, 2004
Mayborn Convention Center
Temple, Texas

By

C. Dale Lemons
HCT Director

The meeting was called to order by Chairman Larry Genender at 10:00 am with Vice Chairman, Dale Lemons, Secretary-Treasurer, Walter Tate and 16 Chapter Directors in attendance.  Guests and others with direct Symposium responsibilities made a total of 35.  Many spouses were also participating in a lunch and shopping excursion to Salado.

            Minutes of the January 4, 2003 Board Meeting were accepted as previously distributed.  Larry Genender read his Chairman’s report; James Johnson gave the 2003 Symposium report; and Jerry Whitaker gave his Publicity report.  Walter Tate distributed and discussed the Financial report.  Essentially, after borrowing and repaying $5,955 of startup money, recovering a net $20,111.87 of TTT funds, and netting $7,621.58 from the 2003 Symposium, the Texas Turn or Two, Inc doing business as the SouthWest Association of Turners ended the year with a bank balance of $27,261.06.  Some 2004 expenses already being deducted.  (If you wish to view the entire financial report, I have it.)

            The Bylaws were amended to reflect more accurately actual operating procedures.  A long discussion on areas of improvement for the 2004 Symposium, to be held in the Mayborn Convention Center, Temple, TX on October 1,2 & 3, was conducted.  This produced a lengthy list to be considered and implemented by the Symposium Director and related committees.

            Larry Genender presented a new fee schedule for demonstrators which was discussed, modified, and passed as follows:

            International Leads; $750 plus fixed expenses plus $150 for hotel and meals

            National Leads; $750 plus up to $? In travel expenses plus$150 for hotel and meals

            Texas (Regional) Leads; $750 with no travel, hotel or meal expenses.

            Other demonstrators; $150 per demo—minimum of two.

            All demonstrators will receive free registration and lunches.

            Hands-On demonstrators will receive up to $750 as negotiated by Bill Berry.

           Vendor booth charges were set at $150 for a 10x10 space and to allow additional spaces, when available, for $100 per 10x10.

            Operational details were discussed and approved for the 2004 Symposium.  A detailed listing may be viewed if you are interested.

            A committee chaired by the past Chairman of the Board will consider and make recommendations for effective use of accumulated funds.

            The final activity was the election of Executive Committee members and appointment of Symposium Management team members.  Dan Henry, Hunt County

 S.W.A.T.

Call For Demonstrators

The Southwest Association of Woodturners formally known as Texas Turn or Two is soliciting proposals from those interested in demonstrating at the 2004 woodturning symposium in Temple, Texas., October 2nd and 3rd.  We here in Texas and the surrounding states have a vast amount of talent, and it is time to share skill and talents.  This event last year attracted over 450 participants -- the second largest gathering of woodturners in the nation.  If you have a unique skill or feel that you have something to offer, please contact your club TTT representative, or the TTT website for an information sheet that must be filled out and returned to the demonstrator selection committee by April 30, 2004.  Information sheets are also available from the website www.texasturnortwo.com or from Bill Berry - Demonstrator Committee Chairman, bberry2301@aol.com

S.W.A.T.

Demonstrator Application

Dear Woodturner,

            Thank you for your interest in demonstrating at the 2004 Southwest Association of Woodturners symposium in Temple, Texas.  The event will take place at the Mayborn Center and the adjoining Cultural Activities Center on Saturday and Sunday, October 2nd and 3rd.

            Demonstrators are the “life blood” of a symposium.  The facility, the food, the vendors, and the camaraderie are all part of what makes it happen, but without good demonstrators our symposiums will not thrive. We are fortunate here in Texas and the surrounding states to have a lot of talent.  If you know another turner, that has good demonstration skill, encourage him to send in an application and participate.  We can only get to be better turners if we are willing to share.

This application will be returned to the symposium demonstrator committee for consideration.  Please be as specific as necessary.  Your completed application will allow the committee to fully understand what you will be demonstrating.

 Requirements:

        §         Demonstrators will be required to do a minimum of two (2) rotations

        §         A “handout” is strongly recommended.  (Handouts usually give a written and/or pictorial description and procedure of what you are presenting. It is also an excellent place to list resources and suppliers.)

Name___________________________________________Phone No. ( _____)______________

Mailing Address:________________________________________________________________

Email Address:_______________________________Number of years turning experience:_____

What is the Name of your Demo:___________________________________________________

Description of your Demo.:( Use back if necessary)____________________________________

Have you presented  at a past TTT/SWAT symposiums?_____Yes_____No

Have you presented this demo at your chapter or other chapters?______Yes______No

What experience level would benefit from this demo?___Beginner___Intermediate___Advanced

Will you need special equipment other than a lathe and dry erase board for this demo?__Yes __No

 If (Yes) please list:_______________________________________________________________

Tee Shirt Size:____________________

Please Email or mail the completed form to:  Bill Berry

 2301 West Shannon

 Deer Park, TX.77536
    mailto:bberry2301@aol.com

Forms must be received no later than Wednesday, April 30, 2004 

FROM THE PRESIDENT

Sent: Monday, January 26, 2004 10:25 AM
Subject: Central Texas Woodworking Show
Call for Entries; 2004 Central Texas Woodworking Show

The Woodworking Club of Austin and the Fine Woodworkers Club will hold the
second annual Central Texas Woodworking Show.  The Show will be March 29
through April 11, 2004 at the Design Center of Austin, 3601 South
Congress.The Show will showcase the talents of local woodworking artisans and is
designed to encourage participation in the woodworking crafts at all skill levels.

 Entries will be divided into two categories, furniture and accessories.
Within these two categories entries will also be divided by skill levels,
with skill class groupings for beginners, intermediate, advanced and
professional woodworkers.  This gives opportunity for novices and
hobbyists to compete with individuals at their skill level and encourages these
craftsmen to improve their skills.

First, second and third place prizes will be awarded to entries in each of
 the skill levels in both categories (furniture and accessories).  
That's a total of 24 individual prizes awards exceeding $2500 in value.  Local and
 national vendors are sponsoring prizes.  The below is a partial list of
sponsors.  Additional sponsors are being added to the list daily.

Partial List of Sponsors

The Weatherford Co.                                                   Highland Hardware
Woodcraft                                                                    Cook’s Sharpening Service
Texas Kiln Products                                                     Jet Tools
Mini Max                                                                     River City Sharpening Service
Ace Hardwood Flooring                                               Fine Lumber
Porter Cable                                                                 Paxton Woodcrafter’s Store
Austin Hardwoods                                                        Groves Fine Woods
Jointech Inc.                                                                
Rockler Woodworking & Hardware                       

The deadline for entries is March 12, 2004.  See entry form and conditions
for entry for additional information.  A reception and awards ceremony
will be Thursday, April 1, 2004 at the Design Center, time to be announced
later.
Contact Pete Oxner at pete.oxner@ci.austin.tx.us
mailto:pete.oxner@ci.austin.tx.us>  or call 512 251-6477 with any
 additional questions.
 Visit http://www.finewoodworkersofaustin.org
 http://www.finewoodworkersofaustin.org>  for entry forms and conditions
of entry.

 KACC OPEN MEMBERSHIP SHOW
FEBRUARY 2-MARCH 7,2004

DATES TO REMEMBER:

Monday, February2, 10AM-2 PM  Accepting Artwork

Saturday, February 14,6PM  Opening Reception as part of the Art Trail

Monday, March 8, 10 AM-6 PM pick up Artwork

 Pertinent Information:

Entry fee is $5.00 per work.  KACC receives 30% commission.

 Artists may enter work only if it has not been shown at KACC in the past two years.

All media accepted.

Work must be ready to be displayed.

The only size limit is that YOU must be able to deliver, move if necessary and pick up your own work.

All wok is for sale ;unless noted “NFS”.

HAVE YOUR NAME, PHONE NUMBER, TITLE, MEDIA & PRICE ON BACK OF ART WORK

All art is expected to be in good taste.

All levels of expertise are invited.

 The idea of an exhibition space that combines so many artistic mediums under one roof is what makes KACC unique in our area.  It is our hope that everyone will participate, the varied talents will be fully represented and the result will be something we can be proud of.

Questions? Call Cheryl at 830-895-2911

Or e-mail to om@kacckerrville.com
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days, no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

NAP ATTACK STUFF
(Material borrowed, received or stolen that might help your turning)

from

Australia Woodturners

 

  

Something for the children. Well yes, but not only for children. I make whistles for the ladies as well.   By fitting a key ring on the end, this then becomes a useful article, and to some extent a piece of safety equipment. If the whistle is made correctly it is capable of producing a very loud piercing sound so a warning; if you do intend to make these and give them to the children , make sure the children live at least two streets away. If you make them longer, and the hole deeper, the sound will be more mellow and if you want to advance further a block of wood with four holes drilled to different depths will make a sound more like a diesel train whistle, or you could even go further, and make a pan flute.

Enough of this dreaming let's get started.  Choose a piece of timber carefully, a good dense timber with perhaps an oily base would be best; but any reasonable timber will be OK. Remember moisture could be blown into the whistle. The size is not very important (about 25 mm (1 inch) square) and as for the length, as long as it's more than 40 mm (1.5 inches) long you are in business. 

Mark the centers on each end of the timber. I use an engineers automatic punch to indent the centre spot, it gives a starting spot for the drill and the tailstock {see photo}. Drill the hole, using a 3/8-inch drill to the depth of 35 mm. (That sure is mixing up the measurements; but that's the way it goes). Because I have a piece of 3/8-inch brass rod I use a 3/8 drill, but if you have a piece of 9 mm brass or steel you must then use a 9 mm drill. Wrap a piece of tape around the drill at 35 mm as a depth gauge and drill the hole as per photo. I find this method the most actuate way to drill holes in the end. Front the drill up to the centre pop mark and the tail centre pop mark to the tailstock‘s live center.

With a brass rod replacing the drill, push the timber on the rod and bring up the tailstock. When you have almost finished the shape, withdraw the tailstock and finish the end off. If you want to make it as a key holder, turn a small knob on the end and later drill a small hole in the end, from each side at an angle to suit the key ring.

 Now is the time to be creative (as all wood turners are). Beyond the mouth area is YOUR design, but the mouth area is best if you follow the diagram.

 

Although I don't measure the size anymore the whistles still work well. So there is some latitude there somewhere. Before removing the whistle from the lathe, sand the surfaces and using your favorite polish finish off. Then remove the whistle from the lathe and follow the instructions on cutting out the mouth. 

 HINT Using a length of dowel, insert it into the hole and place the protruding end in the vice. This will hold the whistle while cutting the mouth. While still in this position and using a fine file clean up the saw cats 

IT IS NOW TIME TO MAKE THIS WOODEN WHISTLE WHISTLE

 First, a piece of dowel about 35 mm long that will be a snug fit into the hole. Insert the dowel into the hole as far as the saw cut and with a pencil draw a line across the end of the dowel (see diagram), now remove the dowel and remove the small amount of wood as shown shaded.

Reinstall and test. Blow into the mouthpiece and adjust the dowel in and out for best results. Mark the final position of the dowel, remove, put a little glue on the dowel and reinsert to the mark. TEST and leave to dry. When dry cut the excess dowel off sand and polish FINISHED. Well maybe you might like a more delicate mouthpiece. See the last sketch above.

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

2004 GRIT
(Tips)

Well, you ever notice that experience (mostly bad) tends to educate you the fastest? The editor has a Oneway 2436 and enjoys it very much. The Oneway has a handy feature of a “swinging” arm with the controls of which I normally keep to my right side.  I have a remote “on and off” located on my left side. 

Seldom will you find me in a short sleeve shirt since after the first Christmas of my more than 40 years of married life (another story).  Any way, last week, after building up my courage and wanting to show off a bit to my sister visiting from Denver, I built a jam chuck and reversed a mesquite vessel to finish off the bottom, of which I had previously turned on a faceplate, the intention being to send the vessel home with her.  

Trying to work the controls like a young jet airplane pilot, I was turning this thing on and off like an experienced “cocky” jet jockey, using the controls to my right because it looked more impressive.  The bottom was developing nicely and my sister was standing nearby, mouth open and in obvious awe of my superior skills of man over machine, i.e., eating it up!  My chest swelled and my hat got smaller, the air was thinner and just one more touch from the master and the masterpiece would be complete, ready for finish sanding and polish.  Reaching over to kick the subservient machine on, apparently unbeknownst to me, my Dickies work shirt sleeve, of which I am convinced now was sewn incorrectly in some foreign country, reached out on its own accord and surreptiously and maliously “grazed” the speed increaser knob thingamagig!  The cocky jet jockey brazenly and confidently reached over to fire the engines up and proceed to complete the mission at hand. You talk about turbo thrusters!  Well, I am still hear to tell you about it, but an instant redesigning of my shop occurred faster than I could pull my pants up when caught in the woods doing natures business.  The mesquite vessel metamorphed into a mesquite missile, totally in control of its own chosen flight pattern.  This of course shall require a “redesigning” of the now “TEXTURED” mesquite vessel.   Forensic examination of this ballistic missile can pretty much back trace all the different obstructionist objects in the flight path. 

A close examination revealed that the fluorescent light tube pieces leave their very own distinctive tattoo, not to mention the scrapings from my belt sander, some 15-20 feet beyond the supposed zone of influence. I am sure that is the culprit, however I was on the floor at the time, with my eyes closed and my hands over my head; my pants were up, albeit, possibly soiled. Some non-duplicatable surface texturing shall forever and always remain a mystery.   THE TIPS…. Buy better shirts, button your sleeves, or put a rubber band over the turbo booster:  set your speed and use the remote “on and off” “buttons” on the left to prevent PPVR (probable premature vessel removal).  Shucks, I’ve been thinking about doing something about my shop design anyway!  Took me a while to find Sis, show her the defective Dickies shirt, and explain that the entire procedure was all planned for her entertainment in the first place! BTW, Sis left shortly there after for Denver (without the missile)! Be extra careful when showing off!

Live centre too small and tool rest too short?

If your live centre is not big enough to locate in a large bore, turn up a wooden adapter.

If you have a ¾” diameter tool rest and it is sometimes not long enough, slip a short length of ½” water pipe on with a couple of screws tapped through the bottom. 

John Lee-Australia

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
FREE WOOD AND ETC.

(If you got it and don’t want it, tell us about it here; wives, husbands and kids excluded)

That “pear” is not so dear now, the worms seem to be affected the same as humans when we get too much Pear! 

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism

CLASSIFIEDS (FOR SALE)
(Make room for more and bigger tools, sell those old ones here)

(Same exclusion as above applies)

1.  One dustier Grizzly G5979-12”X35 ½” variable speed wood lathe on stand, $350.00.  Call or see Lewis Dodd.  (830) 997-3652 or e-mail ripsawed@ktc.com

  1. POWERMATIC MODEL 32 BELTSANDER 6”X48”  110-220volt

     $300.00  Call Uel Clanton….(830) 896-5288

3.  NOVA TL1500 LATHE:  Lathe is five years old, used about 5         hours…….Call Dan Cowart…..(830) 896-0185 for details.

. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

“THE MONEY PIT”
(Bill’s spot for tall tales and such)

Paid membership……24

Unpaid………………….28

Income………………….$627.00

Expenses……………….unreported 

Checkbook balance as of the meeting……..$1032.00

 

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

“SHOP CLEANING”
(Bringbacks)

Well, we made $24.00 or there were 24 chances to get the goodies brought in by our experts!  The breakdown below is the distribution and the responsibility of this month’s bringbacks.  Remember, you don’t have to win something to bring something in and make members lust after it!

Bob Gayer…………………….2                     Lewis Dodd………………….2

Bill Bradfield………………..1                       Uel Clanton…………………1

Dale Gleichweit…………….1                      Keith Longnecker………..1

 

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
NEXT “GRUBBS”
(Sustenance for starving artists)

Liquids……..Uel Clanton

Hard stuff….Dale Rowe (fresh baked cookies, I hear)

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
“PUNKY” WOOD
(Don’t take this too seriously)

“If” by Michael Box – With apologies to Kipling

If you can use a skew   
And never lose your cool
And turn a perfect bead with
This very tricky tool

If you can grind a bowl gouge
But never turn it blue
Or turn a bowl so thin
As proper craftsmen do

Or turn a pair of candlesticks
With a right and left hand screw
And hide that nasty crack
with the aid of superglue

If you can go to Workshops
And still learn a thing or two
You can see the light shine through 
And help others with their problems

 If you can master all these skills
Before you reach life’s span
You can call yourself a turner
And might even be a man

“CATCHES”?
(Can’t solve a problem or want to generate one?)

It sure is a wonder that out of over 50 woodturners, nobody has a problem they can’t solve or doesn’t want to start any TROUBLE!

WORMY WOOD
(As Carl turns)

The club currently has 29 tapes, 15 books, and gobs of magazines (most are general woodworking, but there is a good supply of old issues of Woodturning). There is no time limit on borrowing the tapes and books, but you are expected to leave your name and a $5 deposit for each item you borrow. If you see a general woodworking magazine that you like, feel free to take it permanently; but if you take a woodturning magazine, please bring it back in a reasonable time frame so that others can utilize the resource. We encourage any member who can donate a tape (and we can make copies if you want to keep the original), book, or magazine, to do so, and we will in the future acknowledge your donation in the newsletter.

Editors note:  All x-rated tapes are “screened” by the editor first!

You read about all these terrorists … most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster … you’re two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let’s put Blockbuster in charge of immigration

CHECKS AND KNOTS

HCT PICNIC

The Hill Country Turners picnic is tentatively scheduled for May.  We want the members and their spouses, girlfriends and etc to show up around 5:00.  May 29th is tentatively picked.  We intend to have simple grilled items.  We can have this on May 15th in lieu of the meeting and have the meeting at the picnic.  There will be a bonfire for your turning mistakes to fuel (if anybody has any mistakes in this club).  We want you to explain to the group what went wrong, then pick your choice to fuel the flames.  Any suggestions, tell the editor or Martha Hill.  This is still in the early development stages, so volunteers and suggestions are NEEDED!

You guys, I swear, none of you caught, (or were too nice to bring it to my attention) in the last newsletter of the editing mistake on the year 2003 instead of 2004.

OUR WEB BOWL

www.hillcountryturners.org

WEB SITE OF THE MONTH

http://www.roundthewoods.com/index.shtml 

ACCOUNTS PAYABLE
(Support (spend) with these guys!)

Gibsons

Jerry Bedenbender

 “THE BIG CHIPS” of KTC

Hill country turners is a chapter of the American Association of Woodturners dedicated to providing education, information and a place to meet and discuss woodworking and woodturning.

 

President: Jimmy Holton*  (830) 792-4864  jholton@ktc.com
Vice President: Vance Loy* (830) 895-7771 vloy@satx.rr.com
Treasurer: Bill Bradfield* (830) 895-5173   bbradfield@hctc.net
KACC Liaison: Uel Clanton (830) 896-5288
Special Events  Bill Hussey (830) 896-8093 huzz@ktc.com
Newsletter Lewis Dodd (830) 997-3652 ripsawed@ktc.com
Library Carl Johnson (830) 895-5173 carljohn@ktc.com
Video/Audio Don Kaiser (830)966-3314 canserv@ricc.net


“PARTING” CHIPS
(Let the chips fall where they may!)

 1.       On Criticism, remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.  Walter Winchell

2.       The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to be broken.  Samuel Johnson

3.       If there is no hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretenses.  William A. Sunday

4.       I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you         dislike.  Jean Cocteau

5.       I would rather be able to appreciate things I cannot have than to    have things I am not able to appreciate.  Elbert Hubbard

6.       I cannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you a formula for failure-which is: “Try to please everybody”          Herbort Bayard Swope

THE END

(Just wait till next month!)